Armed and Duh!

Tens of millions of semi-brave Americanos are armed. So many of the semi-brave Americianos are armed to the hilt that the mere notion of disarmament is ridiculous. We Americanos would never voluntarily disarm, including me. No. We shall never disarm, ever. Plus, there is no force currently engaged on Planet Earth capable of carrying out a forced disarmament. No. Not the police, not the army, air force, navy, marines. Not NATO, not the hated United Nations. No fuckin’ body.

Now whereas all that’s true, it is also true that we could be easily defeated militarily due to our lack of cohesion. Yet simultaneously, our lack of cohesion makes an attack on us, ridiculous and a waste of time. Who would waste time and money attacking us? No. The way to deal with the armed Americano masses is to confuse us with a little propaganda. That way, confused by the propaganda, we shall just shoot the country up randomly, doing little statistically relevant harm or good.

Correct. We shall shoot our arms off at random, generally afflicting the nearby. Like me for example. I could easily flip out, then shoot up a nearby crowd that always seems handy. But I shall never, in concert with my fellow marksmen, participate in an organized attack on Wall Street bankers. No. Those Wall Street bankers are mighty secure on my account.

So what’s the point. Well, a heavily armed mass of unorganized assholes is good for the economy. Plus a gun or two makes someone like me feel powerful and safer maybe. Then there is some slight benefit to the overall population from the small reduction in same, otherwise known as thinning out.