The Sotomayor

Whoa! The following contains language unsuitable for almost everyone. Plus, the feelings expressed may have had some Old Crow spilled on them. Still, the following shows just how strongly a drunk pagan may feel with respect to the apparent total lack of heathens on the Supreme. My hope is that some of the Supremes may be closet heathens or pagans at heart.

Unlike the vast majority of ignorant assholes that inhabit this land of Americano bullshititis retarditis, Druids worry about like the religious apportionment on the Supreme. So what’s coming down is six Papists, two Jews and one Protestant, maybe. What kind of bullshit is that, dude? One maybe Protestant!!!! Given that bullshit, there ought to be at least one Druid, or at least one Wiccan type witch on the Supreme. Dig it, dumb butts! There ought to be at least one Pagan of some Pagan persuasion to balance out all those mackerel snappers. Jeez fuckin’ Louise.

Yes. You Protestants are no longer protecting the poor Pagans from the Pope. The fact is, you dumb fuckers can’t even protect us from the Jews. So screw you ignorant limp dicks in your nasty profligate Roundhead rears. From now on, the Druids do declare, you Protestants are worthless and impotent. We are joining up with the atheists. Maybe they can protect our religious freedom. Certainly you Protestant limp dicks can’t. You are certainly worthless pieces of shit. You dirty, nasty asshole, limp dick mother fuckers!

Dern. OK. The Druids humbly implore that the atheists and maybe agnostics join together to protect the Druids from the Catholics, Jews, and impotent Protestants. Yes. Please save us from extinction. In return for saving us from extinction we shall help you ignorant atheists and sissy agnostics to appreciate the likelihood of the White Goddess and others of our deities such as Upup (Ooopoop) the Hermaphroditic God or Goddess of Gravity. OK?