To Be Fair

Huh-huh. Actually, fairness is over rated. I was fixing to ovate that some of the crazy retards may not be card-carrying Republicans. That’s undoubtedly true. But so what. Who cares, because when a crazy retard like the Boner gets to talk on the TV and says, The CIA would never lie to Congress. Huh-huh. We (the Congress) would cut their funding and fire the liars. Huh-huh. All the other crazy retards have trouble competing.

Jeez Louise! Then there’s Chitlin Cheney, and, Chitlin Cheney’s fair daughter. Why does Chitlin Cheney’s fair daughter get to be on TV, so much? Was the fair daughter socked in with Chitlin at those secret locations for lo those many years, learning craziness from the master? Why is the fair daughter on TV? What does the Chitlinette know, that I don’t?

Chitlin is unusual among the Republicans. Chitlin is crazy as a Betsy Bug, but only slightly retarded. Plus, the mild retardation Chitin does exhibit is obviously due to excessive self-inflicted craziness, or maybe demonic possession. Probably, Chitlin’s fair daughter saved Chitlin from total retardation. How has the fair Chitlinette saved Chitlin? Easy that, the fair Chitlinette is a full time Sodomite. Oh well. To be fair she may be a mixed Sodomite-Onanite. Yet for all practical purposes, a full time Sodomite in the family works like a charm against total retardation, maybe. On the other hand, and leaving aside the distraction of the Onanites, if the fair Chilinette held membership in the potentially sexually active, silent majority of part time Sodomites, Chitlin would undoubtedly have drifted off into the muddy waters of total retardation, just like his buddy, Rumpler. But he didn’t. The fair Chitlinette worked like a charm.

So, to be fair, maybe the fair Chitlinette gets to be on TV because she saved Chitlin from total retardation