Governor White Trash

About all Governor Sanford could do to redeem his worthless ass is move to Argentina. Once there, Mark could whoremonger to his heart’s content, but he could also provide a useful service. That’s right. Big Mark could organize a colony in Argentina for white trash needing to head out from the US for foreign parts. There are plenty of US white trash that need to head out, whether they know it or not.

Jeez Louise! Every fool knows that Druids have long advocated the voluntary immigration of the Republican white trash to foreign parts. Actually, Druids have started up a fund called, Export the White Trash Wherever (EWTW). The purpose of the fund is to relocate dumbass white trash outside of the US, anywhere that will take their sorry asses.

But nobody wants our white trash. Even our colonies, Iraq and Afghanistan will only take US white trash that are subsidized 110% or more by the US. Which, of course, does US little good. If we are still paying out more than our white trash are worth to settle them in foreign parts, we might as well keep them here, cheaper. Well, actually it is worth some extra to be shut of them. But we could bankrupt the US subsidizing a US lifestyle in foreign parts for all the white trash we totally need to deport. Mercy!

OK. Governor Mark (White Trash) Sanford may have inadvertently suggested a solution to the US white trash problem. Like dudes, dudettes and dudits, millions of white trash Republicans could move to beautiful Argentina. Plus, they could move on their own dimes. That’s right. Following big Sanford’s leadership, they could go to Argentina at their own expense. Just like Big Mark.

Oops. Turns out, in the best tradition of white trash bullshit, big Mark actually charged his trips to the taxpayers. Oops. Well, I reckon the US white trash might need some federal assistance for the move to Argentina after all. Dern! I had lots of hope for a white trash colony in Argentina.