Why I am Doomed

At considerable expense, in an effort to negate the noise pollution in these parts, the CB has just been fitted with double pane windows that were supposed to reduce the noise pollution from the Goddess Damned Burger Center. This morning, Saturday early, the new windows got their first test. They failed miserably. The new windows, much like the old windows, are no match for the Burger Center sound system. So, despite the new windows, this fall, once again, the football festivities shall be audible inside the CB. There ought to be a law.