Why Your Offspring are All Doomed

That’s right. Your offspring are fixing to get doomed. The fact is, sooner are later, even Chitlin Cheney’s offspring are fixing to get doomed. Chitlin’s offsping are fixing to get doomed later because our society has made provisions and sacrifices that keep Chitlin’s offspring insulated and protected from deteriorating environmental conditions. Yet sooner or later, even Chitlin’s offspring shall be totally doomed.

OK. What spell or verb does doomed most likely substitute for in this particular article? Did you guess, fucked? Yes. All of your offspring are either doomed or fucked.

A tiny example ovating the impending doom are these light poles. These lights and associated poles are located outside. Their function is to light up a parking lot. Also, anybody needing to recycle cardboard in the dumpster at night may espy what they are doing slightly better thanks to these lights, maybe.

Notice how these lights point straight down. By design, and because they point straight down, these lights put out only a smidgin of light pollution. They may be energy efficient too. Although, it’s daytime and that one in the middle appears to be leaking.

Yet even casual fools know that on most nights, whether these lights are lit or not, all the other lights, lit in these parts, make the night outside environment so bright a literate person can read large print, like 14 Pica. See that light situated just to the left of the leaking decorative light. Now that sucker puts out some night light.

So the point is, we have all these environmentally friendly lights in addition to all the serious outdoor lights. And that is my ovation or portent indicating precisely why your offspring are totally doomed or fucked. Good riddance!