The Druid News Service - US Culture Today

Hi there boys and regular people. This is Hope Remains, Ace Reporter for the DNS. Today I am reporting on a new newsy feature the DNS may provide intermittently. The new newsy features intermittently provided, maybe, are collectively spelled, US Culture Today. Today the newsy feature is, Did you know that 250,000 of US may be infected with HIV and not know it?!!!! Guess what? That means all of US get to be tested for HIV. Except nobody knows how many of US there are, so some of US may not get tested. For example, those of US that nobody knows about, won't get tested. Also, those of US who self-medicate, won't get tested. So some of US won't get tested even though the test may be mandatory, eventually, maybe. But a great many will be tested, eventually, as soon as the responsible bosses figure out what part of the economy the tests are good for and just how good for those parts of the economy those tests will need to be, good for.

Oh my goodness! You can decline the test, these days, if you want to decline, and if you decline to take the test, the fact that you declined the test will be kept, confidential. My goodness! But if you take the test, you get a nice little color coded bracelet to wear. The twain color bracelet coding hasn't quite been worked out yet. And this is the really exciting part. Every time you go to the doctor, you have a chance to collect the other color bracelet.

So that's our US Culture today. This is Hope Remains, Ace Reporter for the DNS, signing off. Hold it. I almost forgot. The next US Culture Today, newsy news feature may be Famous ones of US who suddenly discover they're Jewish. Won't that be interesting?!!!!