Sunday, October 29, 2006

Ray's Thought for the Day - Mercy, Fall Back

Yesterday, I enjoyed my last delicious cinnamon bun prior to the biennial clock and watch adjustment event. Yep. We have undergone a time change and the time is now one hour back from where it was at this same time yesterday and once again wholly consistent with pre-FDR time. Confusing, isn't it.

Daylight Savings Time is an FDR program, and therefore socialist inspired, plus confusing. Yet the Kinglet and his ministers have failed to do anything about Daylight Savings Time. Why is that? They have busily virtually unraveled or fixed to unravel all the other FDR programs, but not Daylight Savings Time, a clearly communist program.

I bet all the communists are laughing at the Kinglet because they slipped Daylight Savings Time right by him. How do you feel about that Homelanders? Do you like it that communists are laughing at your Kinglet behind his back? You know what those communists are doing right now? They are holding parties, celebrating the triumph of Daylight Saving Time over the Kinglet. There those communists are in their dingy state subsidized apartments. The intermittent sickly glow of a solitary unshaded Chinese made light bulb exposes what they're up to. All of them are sitting around totally naked, smoking Turkish cigarettes and hashhish, drinking Vodka, and celebrating Daylight Savings Time. Let's listen in on the communist's party.

Ha! We have triumphed, or will eventually triumph for certain. The Kinglet and his ministers have totally accepted our most important program, the one program that is certain to bring on global communism, Daylight Savings Time. See, I told you the Kinglet was stupid.

Ha - ha - ha - ha!!!!

Yes, the hideous communists have probably triumphed after all. Confusing, isn't it.

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