Ray's Thought for the Day - The Handsome Grasshopper
Syrbula admirabilis is the Latin name for the handsome grasshopper. If I was a grasshopper, perhaps I would be a rendition of the handsome grasshopper on those occasions, like this evening, when I can hear myself think. Where are the marching bands? Perhaps, lemming like, they have marched off into Town Lake, or, Lady Bird Tank, or whatever anyone wants to call that body of water that separates these parts into the north and the south of the same shiteree.
Whatever, we have handsome grasshoppers at the CB. They are, handsome as indicated.
Which of the many contradictions inherent in the US bullshit shall be the undoing contradiction? According to our Ovate staff, both Red, and my bosom companion, Crumby, there is too much competition among the many contradictions. So no specific contradiction may be identified as the the undoing contradiction. All those whopping contradictions may have an additive effect though, producing a prodigious meltdown much earlier than anyone in their right mind anticipated.
Here's some free advice from the Druidry to those we both know and like. Buy plenty of guns and ammo now, while those items are relatively cheap. Also, make sure you have storage capacity on your property for crops. Guns and crops shall allow you to persist in situ until the global situation deteriorates, further.
Maybe you should think about getting fitter. The Druid recommendation for fitness is a few hours of stoop labor daily. The stoop labor should include heavy lifting.
Yepper, imagine the upcoming. Energy shall be very expensive. Only the very rich shall have access to a plenitude of energy. Yet, even the very rich shall fear lest ostentatious displays of energy richness draws attention. That is because the non-rich shall be out to rip the rich off, with violence. Oh well! We get what we deserve. Or, as the monotheists might opine, We reap what we sow.
What about this idea for salvation? Be fruitful, and multiply. Ah, the ancient solution. Nope. That one will not suffice, anymore. That one is fraught with contradictions. Yet the fruit may be willing to make do with a lot less than the fruitful.
Whatever, we have handsome grasshoppers at the CB. They are, handsome as indicated.Which of the many contradictions inherent in the US bullshit shall be the undoing contradiction? According to our Ovate staff, both Red, and my bosom companion, Crumby, there is too much competition among the many contradictions. So no specific contradiction may be identified as the the undoing contradiction. All those whopping contradictions may have an additive effect though, producing a prodigious meltdown much earlier than anyone in their right mind anticipated.
Here's some free advice from the Druidry to those we both know and like. Buy plenty of guns and ammo now, while those items are relatively cheap. Also, make sure you have storage capacity on your property for crops. Guns and crops shall allow you to persist in situ until the global situation deteriorates, further.
Maybe you should think about getting fitter. The Druid recommendation for fitness is a few hours of stoop labor daily. The stoop labor should include heavy lifting.
Yepper, imagine the upcoming. Energy shall be very expensive. Only the very rich shall have access to a plenitude of energy. Yet, even the very rich shall fear lest ostentatious displays of energy richness draws attention. That is because the non-rich shall be out to rip the rich off, with violence. Oh well! We get what we deserve. Or, as the monotheists might opine, We reap what we sow.
What about this idea for salvation? Be fruitful, and multiply. Ah, the ancient solution. Nope. That one will not suffice, anymore. That one is fraught with contradictions. Yet the fruit may be willing to make do with a lot less than the fruitful.
posted by ray pistrum at Wednesday, September 12, 2007
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