Ray's Thought for the Day - Olwen, One of My Only True Loves, Stays with Me, Ray

Huh-huh! Culwuch loses, I win. That's right. Olwen only went off to work the other night instead of deserting me. She might have run off with Culwuch, her old boyfriend and asshole. So I not only got to have King Arthur as a guest on Ray's Round Table, I get to keep my beautiful girl friend. That's what you call a win win situation. Plus, King Arthur, because he got sick on the program, gets to hang around until he is fit to go back to Annwn. That means the majestic King Arthur may be back on the program this Sunday, Goddess Willing.

Crumby! Here's my bosom companion. Boy howdy Crumby, you sure have been busy on the venue. Compartmentalized family values, what's that?

Compartmentalized family values is when you practice your personal morality with your family and make your family follow your personal morality to the extent that you can make them do anything. The Mammonite Christians, for example, believe all Mammonite families should have family values similar to the values of every other Mammonite family. That way, the playing field is level and each family has an equal chance of f***ing over every other family just as the Demon Mammon wills, or whatever.

Thanks Crumby. That explains a lot.

Yes it does Ray, explain a lot.

So Crumby, how does a bachelor like me, with two beautiful girlfriends, fit into the compartmentalized family values notion?

Just fine Ray. I am sure there are plenty of bachelors with twain beautiful girlfriends. You just need to get together with all those others and agree on a general morality to operate your various families by. Once you do that, you can compete, fairly.

Compete for what?

Stuff. Storage capacity. Babies. Quantity and Quality. Whatever.

Naw! That all seems like too much work. I shall pursue my own destiny, the destiny of the Sun God Trainee. Let the Goddess decide.

Me too Ray. Let the Goddess decide.