Ray’s Thought for the Day - The Most Critical Vote, Ever
Holy smoke! Next Tuesday in Our Little City we shall take time out from shopping to vote. Chances are, you can’t vote. So go shopping and help pay Red’s taxes.
The upcoming Tuesday vote shall determine whether Our Little City, population very low, but not well known, is fixing to get a City Manager plus a city manager style of governance versus what we have now, a volunteer mayor and council. The mayor and council are volunteers, but all they volunteer for is the potential to get elected to those positions. You can’t just volunteer and automatically get to be mayor.
Crumby, my bosom companion, and me, have touched noggins over this upcoming vote. What that means, in Druid theory and practice, is that we communicated telepathically on the topic of this most critical vote, ever. How that works is, we both bend over like we are bowing to a lady, then once our noggins touch, we share all the information contained in both our noggins on that important topic, the upcoming vote, telepathically. I had Ms. Hope Remains, my beautiful girlfriend and ace reporter, time Crumby and me while we were in telepathic union. It took almost four seconds.
The short duration of our telepathic union indicates how much we know about the specific pros and cons of voting one way or another. That said, Crumby and me are fixing to vote NO! Why? Easy that, Druids are for less government. So generally, if we vote, we vote against everything. Then too, there is the great, continuing water boil crisis that has handily afflicted us simultaneously with the vote. We are very suspicious of those two events occurring simultaneously. So being conservative by nature, we are going to vote NO, on that account too.
The upcoming Tuesday vote shall determine whether Our Little City, population very low, but not well known, is fixing to get a City Manager plus a city manager style of governance versus what we have now, a volunteer mayor and council. The mayor and council are volunteers, but all they volunteer for is the potential to get elected to those positions. You can’t just volunteer and automatically get to be mayor.
Crumby, my bosom companion, and me, have touched noggins over this upcoming vote. What that means, in Druid theory and practice, is that we communicated telepathically on the topic of this most critical vote, ever. How that works is, we both bend over like we are bowing to a lady, then once our noggins touch, we share all the information contained in both our noggins on that important topic, the upcoming vote, telepathically. I had Ms. Hope Remains, my beautiful girlfriend and ace reporter, time Crumby and me while we were in telepathic union. It took almost four seconds.
The short duration of our telepathic union indicates how much we know about the specific pros and cons of voting one way or another. That said, Crumby and me are fixing to vote NO! Why? Easy that, Druids are for less government. So generally, if we vote, we vote against everything. Then too, there is the great, continuing water boil crisis that has handily afflicted us simultaneously with the vote. We are very suspicious of those two events occurring simultaneously. So being conservative by nature, we are going to vote NO, on that account too.
posted by ray pistrum at Saturday, November 03, 2007
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