Ray's Thought for the Day - The Pig/Monkey
What does a he-man like myself talk about with the other gentlemen while we are all out werkin' in the sun? Not much. Mercifully, we can hardly ever understand one another. That's one of the reasons I like my job so much. Yet gradually, we are able to communicate more and more, developing a simple hybrid or polyglot language just fer werk.
Course this job is not my first job. Merciful Heaven and Earth, I have long experience with manual labor and the opinions of manual laborers on such topics as food, animals and ladies. That's why, when a young gentleman fellow worker at werk espoused the opinion, Mexicans kill everything, I don't know why!, I knew that I had heard this opinion before.
I doubt that this particular opinion rises to the level of truth. Certain sure, there are Mexicans that do not kill everything, my fellow werker, for example, who expressed the opinion, does not kill everything by a long shot.
Of course, there are those, some Mexicans included, that would kill just about everything, if they could. And, collectively considered, humans are trending in that direction, killing everything. So, to revise, Humans kill everything, I don't know why!
Yet I may know why. Many moons ago, polymorphous eroticism plus a series of random mutations created the pig/monkey line of descent. The orginal group of hideous animals known as pig/monkeys combined all the worst qualities of the pig and the monkey into a single organism. Relying on hybrid vigor, those pig monkeys soon came to prominence, globally, dominating the regular monkeys who lacked pig genes.
Yepper, that is one possible explanation of why, Humans kill everything. Some of US are actually pig monkeys. Or, an alternative explantion is, God or Mammon gave US all these other organisms to kill, so we will kill everthing else as opposed to each other. Well, blah, blah, blah to that. Obviously, that is a very silly hypothesis. Especially since, once we kill everything else, we shall have nothing left to kill, but US.
Course this job is not my first job. Merciful Heaven and Earth, I have long experience with manual labor and the opinions of manual laborers on such topics as food, animals and ladies. That's why, when a young gentleman fellow worker at werk espoused the opinion, Mexicans kill everything, I don't know why!, I knew that I had heard this opinion before.
I doubt that this particular opinion rises to the level of truth. Certain sure, there are Mexicans that do not kill everything, my fellow werker, for example, who expressed the opinion, does not kill everything by a long shot.
Of course, there are those, some Mexicans included, that would kill just about everything, if they could. And, collectively considered, humans are trending in that direction, killing everything. So, to revise, Humans kill everything, I don't know why!
Yet I may know why. Many moons ago, polymorphous eroticism plus a series of random mutations created the pig/monkey line of descent. The orginal group of hideous animals known as pig/monkeys combined all the worst qualities of the pig and the monkey into a single organism. Relying on hybrid vigor, those pig monkeys soon came to prominence, globally, dominating the regular monkeys who lacked pig genes.
Yepper, that is one possible explanation of why, Humans kill everything. Some of US are actually pig monkeys. Or, an alternative explantion is, God or Mammon gave US all these other organisms to kill, so we will kill everthing else as opposed to each other. Well, blah, blah, blah to that. Obviously, that is a very silly hypothesis. Especially since, once we kill everything else, we shall have nothing left to kill, but US.
posted by ray pistrum at Saturday, November 10, 2007
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