10 Good Reasons the Druids Shall All Vote for Barach, except for those Druids that don’t vote
1. He is black, or black enough.
2. His last name rhymes with Oh! Rama.
3. He seems a calm and deliberate man.
4. He seems fairly smart.
5. He may actually take some of Jesus’ words seriously.
6. Barach is similar to baroque.
7. He has a n opinionated wife, and his kids are little and cute. Counts for two.
That is not quite 10, is it? Oh!
9. He wants to help US stop supporting the imperialist occupation of the miserable Iraqis.
10. He may try to roll back fascism a tad, here in the goose-stepping Homeland.
OK. That is 10 good reasons to vote for Senator Obama. And we Druids are going to do just that, if we get another chance at exercising ourselves electorally for Senator Obama.
But what about the great majority of Americanos, afflicted as they are with various heritages and now, also, with fascism. Well, we hope, scantily, that Senator Obama can unite all the coons, crackers and beaners, that 4-5% of Americanos of those ethnic persuasions, plus injuns and various half breeds of every kind and description, who might not slay one another outright over a crack pipe, a real estate scam or a rooster fight. Then, if he can do that, we still have no chance, but we have a better chance than we had before. We eagerly await Senator Obama’s next navigation of the choppy fascist waters. Will he sink or swim? Or, will he walk?
2. His last name rhymes with Oh! Rama.
3. He seems a calm and deliberate man.
4. He seems fairly smart.
5. He may actually take some of Jesus’ words seriously.
6. Barach is similar to baroque.
7. He has a n opinionated wife, and his kids are little and cute. Counts for two.
That is not quite 10, is it? Oh!
9. He wants to help US stop supporting the imperialist occupation of the miserable Iraqis.
10. He may try to roll back fascism a tad, here in the goose-stepping Homeland.
OK. That is 10 good reasons to vote for Senator Obama. And we Druids are going to do just that, if we get another chance at exercising ourselves electorally for Senator Obama.
But what about the great majority of Americanos, afflicted as they are with various heritages and now, also, with fascism. Well, we hope, scantily, that Senator Obama can unite all the coons, crackers and beaners, that 4-5% of Americanos of those ethnic persuasions, plus injuns and various half breeds of every kind and description, who might not slay one another outright over a crack pipe, a real estate scam or a rooster fight. Then, if he can do that, we still have no chance, but we have a better chance than we had before. We eagerly await Senator Obama’s next navigation of the choppy fascist waters. Will he sink or swim? Or, will he walk?
posted by ray pistrum at Wednesday, March 19, 2008
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