The Big Tree

An important, not-to-be-missed highlight of Goose Island State Park is the Big Tree. Once upon a time, the gay traveler could easily approach the Big Tree. But since Crumby's last visit, the Big Tree has been fenced off, possibly to prevent an Islamic fascist attack on this prestigious landmark.

After checking to see if the Big Tree was still big, and there, Crumby noticed birder action just southeast of the Big Tree, directed toward an adjacent pasture.

What you got? Uh-oh! A Druid deadly sin was nearly committed. Mercy! Good Goddess!

Actually, Goddess Protect and Show Some Mercy!, nobody announced, What you got?. However, nevertheless, it soon came out, or came to pass, that twain whoopers were infesting the pasture. Yet by Crumby's arrival, they were out of sight.

Anon though, those twain whoopers came back under Crumby's keen, bespectacled visage.

Well. We need to get a picture. Yet those whoopers are far, far away. Mercy! Can ye tell what they are? Do they eat corn?