Ray’s Thought for the Day - I Already Feel Myself Less Feeble

Yes. I feel it. I feel Planet Earth tilting. Yes. The angle of incidence is coming to favor the Sun God Trainee. But I still can’t go outside. It’s too cold.

Er. What’s this? “But among those Druids, some were afflicted with Sun God worship. Those secret Sun God Druids resented Magnus. But fortunately for Magnus, those Druids were all cowards.”

Uh oh. Crumby’s pal, Magnus, must be having trouble with Sun God Druids. Huh! You might think that, because I am a Sun God Trainee, I get pissed off by derogatory references to Sun God Druids. Not so. There’s a big difference between a Sun God Trainee and a Sun God Druid. Most, maybe all, Sun God Druids are cowards, and traitors, selling out and sucking up to the Sun God du jour. The Trainee, on the other hand, is striving with all his might and mane, to gain the favor of the WG. That’s a big difference.

Later comes the tragic dichotomy. The Sun God Trainee matriculates to full Sun God status. His Druids compete for his attention. But those Druids are not of one mind. Some hold to the WG and the Land. While some worship only the power of the Sun God. These are the Sun God Druids, who come with flattery and ill counsel, forgetting the WG and forsaking the Land.

Whose counsel shall the Sun God, the King, follow?

Uh, oh! Now the child molesters are fixing to get little Magnus!!!! Jeez Louise!