The Goddess Spares the CB Mostly

 Apart from a water leak as indicated by water pipe noise heard in proximity to our twain toilettes, we have survived the latest NAZI-made catastrophe.  Yepper.  We have a broken pipe in addition to the one Red fixed, but we can't figure out where it is.  Where it is!

So, to enumerate the afflictions endured:  47.5 hours without heat or electricity, about 48 hours with no water,  about 12 hours with no cell phones and more than that with no wifi.  Fortunately or unfortunately, the loss of heat and electricity barely overlapped with no water.  

Also, a great deal of food was fixing to spoil and had to be thrown out or put out for the fauna.  Judging by tracks in the snow, gray fox got a half of a Peterson's ham.  Then Ray had to substitute ham fat in the suet feeders.  The woodpeckers turned up their beaks at ham and have not been seen since.  Maybe they all froze.  But the wrens, kinglets and warblers all chowed down.  

My Fellow Texans

 Let us reason together.  No, no.  Let's not.   Reason is hard.  Too hard.  

Instead, let's harken back to the days when we commiserated with the frigid denizens of parts northern thusly:  "Let them freeze in the dark".  Truly it is said,  "What goes around comes around."

Yet all is not lost.  No indeed.  Far from it, when our fellow NAZI senator, Ted, can fly to Cancun in the midst of all this hardship and misery.  If he can do that, how bad can it be?

Mercy!

FULL NAZI

Crumby has known since he was a wee baby or toddler that a great many Americanos were actually NAZIS.  So it is interesting that Crumby lived to espy the recent events in Washington, on TV anyway, both the NAZI attack on the Congress, and the resulting response. And it's fairly nice to see the NAZIS mostly gathered up or amalgamated into a single political group, the GOP.  Yepper.  GOP = NAZIS.  NAZIS = GOP.  Same difference.  With some minor deviations.