Catching Up

I been to Florida I been to Africa I crossed the ocean on a aeroplane I had my medicine in a plastic baggie the cap came off the blood pressure medicine the cap came off the Afrin nose spray they mixed together in the baggie then so even though the blood pressure pills were stuck together and soggy I ingested them anyway in Africa

Game of 'Tards

Well. Looks like the semi-widely anticipated return of Aholes Ahoy is fixing to actually occur, maybe. Remember, Aholes Ahoy is the legendary hero who, with his magical sword, Butt-thanger, brought shine where the sun don't, normally, thus dispelling plenty of darkness. Legend has it that Aholes has been hanging out in the ether, invisible to the sober, just fixing to come on back. Like Jesus.